Straight Outta Compton Joke

Commercial comes on TV and my dad asks me who that movie is about. I told him that Ice Cube is one of the main characters, and he is played by his son in the movie.

His response: "What's his name? Crushed Ice?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/bigsho504
šŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/yourchingoo
šŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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Why does Compton have the best cell data?

Because they have the most Gā€™s.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/morsodo99
šŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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So I'm texting this girl that I've been seeing

Currently watching the movie Straight Outta Compton while texting this girl that I have a date with tomorrow night.

She mentioned that she is drinking a glass of wine but put a bunch of ice in it. Six big cubes.

I responded with "wow 6 ice cubes? This movie that I'm watching only has one ice cube in it"

She laughed. Looks like our future's set.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/MrDeez444
šŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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