I’m starting a support group for people whose pun’s aren’t appreciated.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left half was cut off?
Cop: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?
Miss Lead!
..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...
I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
How did the boy whose glasses were stolen find them?
Did you hear about the mexican fireman whose wife gave birth to two sons?
He called them Jose and Hose B......
I had to choose between three cats. The first was super affectionate, like a dog. The second prefers to be alone all the time. I picked the third, whose personality is somewhere in between.
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
To my dirty English teacher whose home I walked through...
There was a lot of literature house.
“Dad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”
Dad: Led Zeppelin.
Son: Who?
Dad: Yes. They were good too.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
What do you call the poo of a fish whose parents aren’t married
TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.
Did you hear about the coffee snob whose wife bought him Folgers for his birthday?
I'd say that's grounds for divorce.
Knock knock... Whose there?... Solipsistic cow... Solipsistic cow who?
Did you hear about the pirate whose bird collection was too big?
Everyone kept telling him he needed to "pare it down"
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
What do you call a floating head whose life has no meaning?
What Do You Call A Comedian Whose Parents Are Geologists
Did you hear about the young frog whose grandmother was from Warsaw?
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
BREAKING NEWS: Dendrologists have discovered a new type of parasitic tree whose roots will eat and attack other trees.
They have been initially described as coniferous
I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.
Last night, my wife and I had a long argument about whose turn it is to do laundry.
I just read a story about a man whose shirt always comes back to him no matter what he does to it
So my fiance recently divorced from her stay at home ex whose name is Ali. He was making a fuss about not getting his cash settlements from the divorce. I had to calm her down and tell her to
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left half was cut off?
Cop: whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
I know a dad whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the man whose entire left side of his body was cut off in an accident?
It’s ok. He’s all right now.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
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