Not mine, but from Colin Mochrie in Whose Line Is It Anyway

“Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.”

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👤︎ u/macrian
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A man was sueing an airline for misplacing his luggage.

Unfortunately he lost his case

Source: Colin mochrie in whose line is it anyway

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📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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