A list of puns related to "The Cw"
I was at work today speaking with a few of my coworkers when we start talking about lunch. Two of my coworkers start talking about fast food restaurants they like going to when:
CW: I try not to eat fast food, but I really canβt help myself sometimes!
Me: I try to eat the slowest food possible, which is why I exclusively eat Tortoises.
CW: Well, all ofβ
It took them a couple seconds, but when they all looked at me with that βoh my gosh, you said what?β look, it made it all worth it.
CW 1: we need 11, I have 4 right here, so we just need to make a few more
Me: So we got about a third of what we need
CW 2: Quit it with the fractions DarkStrobeLight
Me: do I half to? (Laughing maniacally)
CW 1: it's too early for this shit
Walking into work together today.
CW: Man, feels like I have something in my shoe.
Hero of the Universe: I'm guessing it's your foot?
So at work my co-worker was pushing a shopping cart full of old, Dusty fans.
Me: You must be really popular!
CW: Why?
Me: Because you have a lot of fans!
She skipped the eye roll and went right to a death stare.
My girlfriend works at a Veterinary clinic and was talking to her co-worker about her cat, which she had boarded at the clinic the night before.
Their conversation goes as follows:
CW- I'm pretty sure your cat hates me... GF- nah, she's just grumpy sometime CW- I'm pretty sure she does, she kept hissing at me when I'd go by her cage Gf- oh trust me, she just likes throwing hissy-fits CW- walks away
I'm finishing up at the urinal and walking to wash my hands as my co worker walks in.
Me: Wassup Sir CW: Wassup, I hear this is where all the dicks hang out. Me: Groans...
We're in an air conditioned room and she's complaining that the AC air flow is directed at her.
CW [upset]: We need to get this AC to swing.
Me: Maybe dancing isn't its thing have you thought of that?
Other colleagues: pause, then that gratifying look of I hate you
Me: dadgrin
Girlfriend: "Hey, I got the arrow." Referring to the green light. Me: "You know who also has an Arrow? The CW." Girlfriend: "Get out. No, I will not high-five you."
We were hooking a trailer up to our truck. The trailer is old and gives us a lot of grief. Since it was warmer out today it wasn't frozen to it was fairly easy to attach.
CW: "Well, that went off without a hitch!"
Me: "No there's a hitch, right there!" (as i pointed at the truck's hitch)
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