Tesla is really stinking up the business news section..
It's all because of the Musk.
My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...
I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it
Pheromones are proof of the power of positive stinking.
What jacket stinks the most?
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Oldies are sometimes goodies. This one was on the radio this morning. Never head it before but thought you might enjoy it.
Why did the foot stink at telling jokes?
Scientists have just discovered a fossilized Dinosaur fart...
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
If you stink up another persons bathroom, you’re an asshole.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...
...but eye jokes are cornea.
What do you get when you fart on your wallet?
WHY DOES IT STINK IN PENNYWISE'S HOME TOWN?
Because of the Derry Air...
My 15 year old just came up with this one....be kind.
Why do Australian doll shops stink of fish?
Because they keep throwing shrimp on the Barbie
Our trash man tried to make a Dad joke this morning.
But it was a load of rubbish.
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying “I know, it stinks.”
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
Why did the pencil stink?
How will you say a person that his breath stinks without hurting his feelings
I am bored let's drink mouthwash.
What do houses eat when their breath stinks?
When a dad joke really stinks,
I lost my taekwondo match today but something stinks
I think it was the other guy’s martial farts.
Where do Cow farts come from?
The teacher said, "you're ugly and you breath stinks like ass" as he changed my exam grade from A to D.
That was an awfully rude re-mark.
A book never written: "Properly Managing Body Odor"
Why did the skunks go to the toilet at the same time?
Because friends stink together!
How did the gambler know his hand would stink?
Because he was holding the king of-hearts.
Why did the redneck only stink on one side?
Because he didn't know where to find Left Guard.
My job at the toilet paper company really stinks
All they care about is the bottom line
Son- "I have a cold and it stinks."
Dad- "Usually when you have a cold you can't smell a thing!"
I just farted and my wife says it stinks really bad, but I can't smell it.
It's so bizarre, it doesn't make any scents to me.
What do you call a Gungan that always farts?
Why do some obese people stink?
What's brown, stinks and sounds like a bell?
I accidentally cut off most of my foot
My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class
My GF was trying to get rid of a stink bug in her apartment and said “but what if I accidentally squish it while trying to get rid of it?”
I replied, “Well that would stink.”
Nose jokes stink,
but eye jokes are corny, eh?
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
Just farted on my wallet.
Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too
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