Where do you send people who tell shitty puns
The pun-itentiary
Dying on the toilet is a shitty way to go
Crohn's is a really shitty disease.
Literally. And figuratively.
My poker cards yesterday were so shitty
Straight flush
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
Last night I wrote a shitty joke.
It was really corny.
The pre-daiper era must've been pretty shitty.
Public places never have shitty toilet paper...
until you use it.
Edit: I came up with this whole using a public restroom that have the worst tp.
Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
I was drinking some shitty beer and decided to put two t’s in it.
It became better.
The jokes about uranus are always shitty
Plumbing was a great solution to a shitty situation
this car is totally spoiled.... (x-post from /r/shitty_car_mods) imgur.com/GQeWQGd
A broken toilet seat makes a shitty toboggan
XPost from r/Shitty_Car_mods: Just put two 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car
I bought a really shitty thesaurus yesterday...
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible
What did my wife say about my shitty jokes...
They're kind of corny
Shitty Band Names
Can you guys come up with toilet-based puns for musicians/band names? Like Poo Fighters, Turdy Seconds from Mars, sTool, Pee Diddy, Our Lady Piss, Fart Minor, Michael Pooplé. That's all I have for now :D
A shitty situation i.reddituploads.com/25d13…
