Shit pun
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Holy shit!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifeOf3_14159265
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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A literally shit post XD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WetSoggyTaco
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Because I always take my shit to the next level
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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_bill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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My friends love scaring the shit out of me.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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I like to shit at 11:59pm and end at 12:05 am

Same shit different day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miked66666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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No wonder he did a shit job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Karma_Whore
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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What do you call the fake shit you use to wash your hair?

Sham poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobblecloth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I can't believe after all that SHIT they are getting back together!

"Who"

...My ass cheeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeOWave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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So, earlier I was replanting my succulents and I offhandedly mentioned to my fiancΓ© I'd like to do gardening shit with my sis...

He replied, "She'd be super helpful since she's a HOE."

#mypunssucc #punnyshit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queefyqueen_j
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Little Johnny has diarrhoea and asks his mom, "Hey mom, do you have Viagra?" The mom goes, "What? What on Earth do you need that for?" "Well, isn't that what you give dad when his shit doesn't get hard?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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No shit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaramelLow8561
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why did the painter shit on the floor?

It was the work of fart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnderiusX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Why did the baker smell like shit?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasta__mouse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A guy I know just bought a bunch (almost a shit-ton) of soft foam footballs and kerosene...

I think his plans are Nerfarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Only two things make me forget about all the shit that's going on with my life. Comedy and......

Alzheimer's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aritra_001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?

An instagator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneiroknots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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why did Jim Band shit the bed???

he has license to poop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerilard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately

I hate my job as a plumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movetoruqqus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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My friend said that it is bad to keep shit in me too long

All i said was that i don't give a shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lmaobio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Boyfriend is sick of my shit lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellaAir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I was walking down the road and slipped on some dog shit

A lady came up behind me and slipped as well, I said I just did that, she slapped me and said use the toilet next time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Today my friend asked me β€œWhat kinda shit would make you want to stay home all day?”

I said β€œDiarrhea for sure”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Tarzan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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The most holy of shits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Scribbler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Shit my first turkey this morning.

Scared the daylights out of the people in the frozen food section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boreddudemo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Shit is going down... imgur.com/1jTkIBf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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There's just shit on TV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nanushthedog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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The most holy of shits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanGaff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Dung Beetles know how to keep their shit together
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeiuqezE54
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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He has seen some shit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rectangularbear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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OH SHIT
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeAceNfuCk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I took a shit today

The dude who i took it from got a restraining order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bllop-a-doop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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A shit joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prabeshdai13
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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How did Trump manage to turn all his horse shit into a presidency?

Because he’s a stable genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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So no shit here I am

This just happened to me lmao. I'm here with my wife and 5 y/o daughter about to sit down and eat.

Daughter: what movie are we going to watch. (We mentioned maybe watching one earlier) Me: it's this new cartoon movie called nunya

Literally 1 second later Daughter: nunya business.... Me: DDAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

What an awesome feeling lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haagimus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I don't know shit about fuck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aditya_uddagiri
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What's the best way to clean up fake shit?

Sham Poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadA55Name
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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My wife is mad at me because I took a shit on the roof...

How can I wipe the slate clean ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginja_101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I know a couple who has been through so much shit and is still together

I present to you my ass cheeks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giceman715
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I like to shit post every once and awhile.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aztec_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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