After my daughter named her stuffed lamb "Yucky"...
Wife: "Yucky like gross?" Me: "No, Yucky like ewe." (I begin crying from laughter) Wife (with a blank face): "You think your hilarious don't you?"
I took my son to a Japanese place for dinner.
We ordered a beef dish cooked with soy sauce and sugar.
My son took a bite and decided he doesn’t like it. He spit it out and said: “That tastes terrible! Yuck!”
I said: “You can even call it terri-yucky”
I was eating wings with my son.
My son, wife and I were at Boston Pizza, we ordered 5 salt-and-pepper wings and 5 teriyaki wings.
Me: "Son, how are those wings tasting?"
Son: "They're not teri-yucky"
He's becoming a Dad.
