Transformer puns are revolting

But they always change to stay current with the times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBreakCellPhones
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I find rechargeable batteries revolting.

Watt's the problem with that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psilocybebrain
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France 05 May 1789 My lord the people are revolting!

King Louis XVI: Well you're not that nice to be near either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aswettybudda
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What did the king say to his revolting peasants?

Your situation is feudal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamrod0
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It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
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Sons.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimbermall
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I hate charging batteries.

It’s revolting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Shocking meme!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Party-Pupper
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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...

"...40 second birthday". I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amplifi-dash
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I’m mad at my wife because I bought a stun gun for her birthday and she tested it out on me. Twice.

What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Everyone gets it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobTheRussian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Alexander Fleming had to sell his cattle for fear that they may revolt

Because that pen is illin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
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My friend sat on a battery the other day.

I asked if they were shocked?

I know, I know, it’s a revolting joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidwayland
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Studies can be pun as well
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamees007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Watch out! r/puns is in danger

r/punpatrol

r/punKGB

r/Pun_Internal_Affairs

r/punspecialforces

These are the names of our oppressors! There may be more, but they are our greatest threat. They are currently amassing an army to try to end puns as we know it.

If we are to save this beautiful form of our language, than we must unite! We must not divide ourselves by titles, but unite ourselves as punners!

They plan on eradicating all puns by going to the source, the pun user. Are we to let ourselves be undermined by those who think they are better than us? Are we to let ourselves and all future generations be banned from puns? If you say no, then join in the revolt

##VIVA LA R/PUNS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyThunderStorm22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I was at a restaurant with my dad, I asked him if he was getting the Chicken Cordon Bleu or the Chicken Kiev.

He said, "the Cordon Bleu's good, but I hear the Kiev is revolting."

(groan)

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I thought the toaster I bought was waterproof.

I was shocked when I learned the truth. I was revolted when my wife called me a liar and wanted proof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/volochemfogbank
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Light Bulbs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goforbaroque
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I just watched a video where a guy gets electrocuted twice.

It was revolting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Our sanitation workers going on strike...

...would be revolting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackDragon88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What did King George think about George Washington?

He thought he was revolting!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thattransgal
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Why did the king vomit when he discovered the peasants were rioting?

Because he found them revolting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RegalGreyOx
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Did you hear about the peasants in the 14th century?

Their actions were revolting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sortient
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I challenged, I failed. Dad triumphs.

My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.

Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?

Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.

Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying

Dad: OP, Watt??

Dad: The puns are the current thing.

Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.

Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!

Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK

Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.

Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good

The Dad is strong, too strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurizmax
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What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?

"Revolting!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
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Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date?

They were revolting

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My Western Civ teacher pulled out this one

We were talking about a peasant revolution in the 1800's in Sicily.

Classmate: So, why were the peasants revolting?

Teacher: Well that's a mean thing to say.

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