What do you call a direct uprising of cows?

Udder rebellion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daBeard01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...

They called it a chicken coup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Have you heard of the dairy farm uprising?

It’s utterly amoosing... sorry for MILKING it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corn_11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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Billed to be a social uprising
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myth-ran-dire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Was told by a friend he was considering getting chickens...

I told him living with chickens is a lot to coop with

true story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmabbz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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The Bread Makers met in secret to plan their hostile takeover.

It was gluteny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrogGentlemen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HansSven
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2013
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