An investigation into the January 6th Capitol insurrection is not coup with Republicans.
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
🚨︎ report
Why don't chicken coups really work?

Chickens don't have fire-arms.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dulkan13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
🚨︎ report
Why is it important for a chicken coup to only have 2 doors?

Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/oneofchris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
🚨︎ report
People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...

I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
🚨︎ report
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!

It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
🚨︎ report
When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...

It's poultry in motion!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
🚨︎ report
Coup in Turkey

my dad just called me and said "hey did you hear about this coup in Turkey?" and i said "yeah" and he went "do you think anything will change?" and i said "I'm not really sure" and he said "I think Turkey will be the same any way you slice it."

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bonzo48280
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2016
🚨︎ report
chicken coup

i pulled this one at sams club a few days ago. seems they are selling chicken coops. i looked at my wife, and said "do you know why chicken coops have two doors?" she replied, "no". "if they had 4 doors, they would be a chicken sedan". i looked around to high-five someone, and no one was there.

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pofrew
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2014
🚨︎ report
What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?

"Revolting!"

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewilltosucceed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
🚨︎ report
Turkey don't coup!

Dey gobble!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/growlingbear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2016
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Ok, I'm leaving .....

πŸ‘︎ 282
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/retiredfireman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 88
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Evmonii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatWar_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you know that a chicken coup can not have more than 2 doors?

If it did it would be considered a chicken sedan

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bigrick484848
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/liquid_burrito
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken coup with four doors?

A chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDerk93
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?

Because, if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/IrishWake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
🚨︎ report
A chicken coup has 2 doors. What do you call it if it has 4?

A chicken sedan!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPixelBear
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
🚨︎ report
Why’d the chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamantTheAdamant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors.

Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/KindButthole
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 25
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iH8Oscar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyMind
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had four it would be a "chicken sedan."

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gekelso
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.