The Coup Puns

It's poultry in motion!

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

"Revolting!"

The Coup Klux Klan

I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"

He came in looking for a small coupe for his wife’s forthcoming birthday. He found one he liked and we completed a test drive together. The car was listed at £28,000 plus tax. He was deep in thought looking around the car but unfortunately for me he decided not to buy it. I was in my 20s, had a young family and working a commission only job so a couple of days later I rang him to see if anything could be done. He was keen on the car but didn’t like the £28,000 plus tax price tag. I assured him that this was a great price for the car, however he said that it wasn’t so much the price of the car, it was more the tax. He said, ‘I’d do anything for love, but I won’t do VAT’

But the chickens staged a coup

I heard the pigeons talking about a coup

my dad just called me and said "hey did you hear about this coup in Turkey?" and i said "yeah" and he went "do you think anything will change?" and i said "I'm not really sure" and he said "I think Turkey will be the same any way you slice it."

1. "Level Plaguing Field"
2. "Look Who’s Stalking"
3. "The Great Ape Processional"
4. "Past Their Primates"
5. "Close Encounters of the Furred Kind"
6. "Monkey to the City"
7. "The Lost City of Chimpanzee"
8. "Along Simian Lines"
9. "Caesar No Evil, Hear No Evil"
10. "Monkey See, Monkey Coup"
11. "Gorilla Warfare" 7:37
12. "The Apes of Wrath"
13. "Gibbon Take"
14. "Aped Crusaders"
15. "How Bonobo Can You Go"
16. "Enough Monkeying Around"
17. "Primates for Life"
18. "Planet of the End Credits"
19. "Ain’t That a Stinger"

I was working with my Dad to convert a small garden shed into a hen house for our chickens when he added, "we probably should add another door."

"Why? We only need the one, and we already have a hatch on the side to get to the eggs, do we really need another access door?"

"Well, then it'd be a 2-door coupe."

So, in class we were talking about the Vietnam War and while talking about the coup detat the teacher asks "Does anyone know what a coup is?" So I say "a place where they hold chickens"

My friend and I went yardsaleing this morning, and were on the way back home. We got on the topic of cars. He said something about wanting a sedan, to which I reply:

"Yeah, I've been wanting a sedan myself, I don't like my coupe. I guess you could say I feel all couped up."