American Politics Puns

A list of puns related to "American Politics"

My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name...

So I called her Bluff...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck in an accident a few months ago.

But now I can look back and laugh.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Think the American political climate is screwy? Wanna know what's really backwards?

yllaer

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👤︎ u/garbagearmy
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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I love politically incorrect jokes. Here’s my favorite.

Benjamin Franklin was a great President.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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I'm half Irish and half Jewish, so...

I'm drinking if you're buying

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👤︎ u/touchrubfeels
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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I'm sick and tired of people referring to meth users as tweakers.

The politically correct term is Methican Americans.

Sorry if it's been posted before, my dad actually told me this one a few nights ago and I had to post it.

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👤︎ u/FReakily
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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