Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?

A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjunkmale
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrefoilHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Where can I learn about hip-hop?

On the wiki-wiki-wiki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?

Bubble rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a hip hop Dinosaur?

A Raptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.

I tell them that I did it for the culture.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?

Angsta Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I just watched some homeless people perform hip hop.

It was a bum rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1m_b3nz3dr1n3-0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How do hip-hop artists stay safe when traveling from country to country?

Bubble rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oranm91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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My friend just picked a fight with a fan of hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, who was with his friends.

They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.

It's a Bohemian Rap CD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bundleofschtick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Who was the best hip hop artist 65 million years ago?

Velocirapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDuub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Few people know Queen used to make hip hop tracks.

They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...

...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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I’m starting a vegetable based Hip Hop group.

We’re called the rap scallions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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What do you call a snake that’s into Hip-Hop?

A Raptile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoothplatypus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Just a few days left to join a hip-hop crew.

So you can make sure to do all the wrapping for the holidays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxdiety
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2017
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What do convicts and a hip hop artist's bed have in common?

They both have rap sheets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbritt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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I'm starting a new hip hop group that raps about the dangers of psychedelic drugs

It's going to be called "Run-DMT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_will_regreddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2017
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Just a guess but he's probably not a big fan of hip hop [fixed]
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Dad Joke Daily - Hip-Hop Loyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxyU4WTD3JE

The dulcid tones of Michael's favorite hip-hop artists are discussed in this melodious episode of Dad Joke Daily. From Young Jeezy to Geriatric Jeezy, from Lil' Wayne to Extra-Large Wayne, it's all in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...

it would be a bohemian rap city.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddidendrite
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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What is another name for a Hip Hop Onion?

A rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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