I said to my daughter, โ€Itโ€™s time for bed, the cows are asleep in the fieldโ€. She asked โ€whatโ€™s that got to do with anythingโ€™?

I said โ€œItโ€™s pasture bedtimeโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cotswoldboy
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My dad made the dadliest of jokes.

We were watching die hard 4 and we got to the bit where the evil hacker guy shoots most of the people he was working with. I was a bit confused so I said,โ€ hang on, werenโ€™t they working for him?โ€ My dad then proceeded to say,โ€not any more. They just got fired.โ€ It was such a bad joke but definitely a great dad joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nessmainsarescum
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My Grandfather has the heart of a lion

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheGregGreg
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