Riots Puns

A list of puns related to "Riots"

There was a riot at the local campground.

The fighting was in tents.

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👤︎ u/HLtheWilkinson
📅︎ Jun 06 2021
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Have a riot at this pun
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👤︎ u/lan_chop
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd

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👤︎ u/The1Pootato
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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“Capitol Razing” audiobook ignited the January 6th Capitol Riots
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👤︎ u/connolnp
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you hear about the riot at the circus?

The fighting was intense.

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👤︎ u/SilentJoe1986
📅︎ Feb 11 2021
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What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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👤︎ u/thisDiff
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why did the riot cop leave for work early?

To beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/chrisrus65
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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👤︎ u/cat-dad
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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👤︎ u/Row199
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.

Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.

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👤︎ u/praisethelort
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Why did the orchestra leave the riot at the Capitol?

Donald Trump said protesting was good, but he wanted no violins

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👤︎ u/im_not_toby_i_swear
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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do you know why police like to arrive early at riots?

They like to beat the crowd!!!!

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👤︎ u/Whlightning
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.

It was wonton destruction.

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👤︎ u/not_Teddy_Roosevelt
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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Unintentional dadjoke when discussing the riots

I totally get the rage, I just don't get the Target.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a potato that heads downtown to start a riot?

An agi-tater!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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So there was a protest the other day. Someone told a joke, and nobody could stop laughing. It was a riot.
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👤︎ u/sK197666
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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During the riots the other day, a person was beat up by six dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I tried out some riot control equipment today...

But it made a mace

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👤︎ u/oofsoof
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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There's a riot about cake toppings in London tomorrow

Police expect hundreds and thousands to show up

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👤︎ u/dgugfjjfhif
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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Did you hear about the Spanish bread riots?

It's complete and utter panarchy.

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👤︎ u/3x3x7x13x23x37
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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"A Riot an the Renaissance Faire!"

Police intervened before anyone began luting.

(Stolen from today's Shoe comic strip... But too good not to share.)

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Breaking news: There's a riot in progress at the Kentucky Derby.

Authorities are saying it's race-related.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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With all the riots French bakeries must be in a world of pain.
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👤︎ u/Ben_Mole
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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A merchant approached the captain of a SWAT team about upgrading their riot shields...

The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"

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👤︎ u/BradEmery
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Riots broke out at the thickest shirt competition...

They suffered heavy casual tees.

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👤︎ u/HandCrimped
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you hear about the riot in the whisk factory?

It caused quite a stir

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 29 2018
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Did you hear about the riots on Mars?

The government declared Martian Law.

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👤︎ u/TheArchaeonOfficial
📅︎ Oct 17 2017
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When I saw videos of the Ukrain riots: It was like screwing around on a camping trip

Fucking in tents

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👤︎ u/insertkarma2theleft
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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What do Jewish people throw when they riot?

Mazel tov cocktails.

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👤︎ u/LlamaFace10
📅︎ Aug 23 2014
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Why do the police show up early to the riots?

To beat the crowd

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👤︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why does the riot police get up so early?

To beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why does the riot police get up so early?

...To beat the crowds

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👤︎ u/Unsettled_Beef121
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why do the riot police wake up so early?

To beat the crowds.

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👤︎ u/smliccia
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why do Riot Police get up early?

>!They do it to beat the crowds!!<

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👤︎ u/MisterUltimate
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

Because they like to beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/multiplesofpie
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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