Did you hear about the potsticker that went on a murder rampage?

It was an act of wonton violence.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why did the robot go on a murderous rampage?

He was made from 100% American copper.

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📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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I was going to leave everything to my 2 sons when I die, but one son got arrested for a murderous rampage and the other left his wife and kids for his hot secretary...

It was a bad heir day!

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📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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I went on a rampage this morning

But all it had was a few pictures of dodge trucks.

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📅︎ Jun 11 2018
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Dad joke rampage at the grocery store

Someone knows how it's done.

RESTORED!

http://mirror.ninja/g18u

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📅︎ May 19 2015
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Did he hear about the detective who went rampaging through the city?

He left a trail of deduction in his wake

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📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a rampaging cow under the full moon?

Udder lunacy

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📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a herd of rampaging mailmen?

A Stamp-ede.

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👤︎ u/Whollybeef
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Breaking news: there is a pack of wild dogs rampaging through the countryside.

But police say they have no leads.

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👤︎ u/Lewisc7593
📅︎ Jan 23 2014
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