Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why do Storm Troopers shop at Wal Mart?
Because they couldnβt find the Target
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︎ Dec 08 2020
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)
She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.
The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales"
I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".
*HMV is a music shop.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 07 2020
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
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︎ May 06 2020
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ May 17 2020
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when itβll hit.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Do you play Heroes of the Storm?
Because i got hots for you
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︎ Sep 30 2020
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
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︎ Sep 23 2020
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Horse walks into a bar during a storm
He's panting like he'd just been for a run
Asks for a drink
Bartender asks what he was up to, why's he so out of breath?
Horse says "I was trying to get out of the Reins"
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︎ Sep 12 2020
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All i did was pick up sticks and bark.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Storm hit today, we lost power
It's ok, we're trying our best to find it
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
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︎ Jul 19 2020
What do you call a deer in a storm?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
Itβs the purrrfect storm
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︎ May 09 2020
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call a sad storm?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
What do you call a storm thatβs raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
When I got to work this morning, my boss stormed up to me and said, "You missed work yesterday, didn't you?"
I said, "No, not particularly."
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︎ May 29 2020
I stormed into the library today demanding to know why the book on high conflict personalities I'd ordered still wasn't in.
"It's not our fault" said the librarian,
"That's the one" I replied.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very βin lighteningβ experience.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
A lady stormed off when I asked about her hand bag.
Maybe the question was to pursonal.
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︎ Dec 07 2019
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
The wedding went off without a hitch.
The groom stormed off and all the guests started fighting.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What did Abel say to his brother when he saw a big storm approaching from the sea?
Hurry Cain you donβt wanna get caught in that.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style
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︎ Aug 01 2019
May the sales force be with you.
Q: Why doesnβt Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
With Storm Ciara rolling in I was worried about my pet bunnies out there in the garden.
But itβs fine - Iβve battened down the hutches.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Honey, you got a big storm coming
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︎ Apr 25 2019
what did the storm drain say when it learnt it'd be getting a new cover?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
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︎ Oct 29 2020
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A storm blew away 75% of my roof
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I know a dad whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
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︎ May 29 2020
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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︎ May 19 2020
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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