Dog Turd Shopping Spree

Kids were out in the yard cleaning up their dogs landmines with a scooper and putting it in a wheelbarrow.

Middle daughter (Pushing wheelbarrow) : Mom, it's like a cart for poops.

Wife : It's a shopping cart for doggie poops.

Me (Looks wife like shes lost her mind) : Jesus woman, HOW MUCH SHIT DID YOU BUY ?

Right over the kids' heads.

E* Spelling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MentalMaybe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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A short psychic has been on a killing spree

The headlines read "A small medium is at large"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannydog73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Schrodinger’s cat recently went on a deadly crime spree.

He is wanted dead and alive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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If a person smokes too much meth and goes on a killing spree because of it...

...there would be a meth-od behind his madness.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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My boyfriend revealed the source of his recent dad joke spree he's been telling me all week...

http://niceonedad.com/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enihusky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Did you here about the Mental Hospital patient that broke out and went on a rape spree?

The headlines read "Nuts, Bolts and screws!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phredex
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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What is it called when you and your friend goes on a murder spree

Homieside

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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A priest goes on a shooting spree

I guess you could call it a mass murder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryantorb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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What fish goes on the biggest shopping sprees?

Splurgeons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dre5922
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Subreddit Changes

Recently, we had a hostile power takeover. A new mod got power hungry and went on a nice little editing spree.

Pics of carnage: Here

He/she has been banned from the subreddit, and submissions are back to normal.

I somehow ended up as the lackey here, and I've never been a subreddit mod before, so bear with me. I've put things back to their defaults, so submissions can resume normally.


##Tl;dr guy goes on power trip, he's gone, things back to normal, I have no clue what I'm doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KetoSaiba
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2014
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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