Rioters Puns

A list of puns related to "Rioters"

Did you see the video of the rioter stealing Pelosi’s podium?

The guy was really taking a stand!!

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👤︎ u/Adept_Extension489
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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It turns out the capitol rioter did NOT accidentally kill himself with a taser to the balls and the story was just made up to disrespect him...

I don't think anyone is shocked.

(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)

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👤︎ u/christag
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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I know it's too soon and still very controversial, but it's likely that the rioters may have the death penalty.

It was, after all, a Capitol offense.

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👤︎ u/roguebuckeye
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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Did you notice that people started taking the looters & rioters seriously once New York was hit?

Probably because everyone knows where the Big Apple is, but not where the Minneapolis.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop.

Unfortunately, they got all my dough.

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👤︎ u/RunescapeCoin
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why didn’t the protestors and rioters get covid?

They already had antifa-bodies

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👤︎ u/thrillho333
📅︎ Jul 24 2020
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Rioters wreaked havoc on a spice shop

They had too much thyme on their hands

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👤︎ u/math-pro
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I’ll tell you exactly why the rioters attacked that store...

because it was a big target

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👤︎ u/mentorsworld
📅︎ May 30 2020
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What's a Jewish rioter's favorite weapon?

A mazel tov cocktail

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👤︎ u/HeyThereCharlie
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎

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👤︎ u/01001000111010000101
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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