Police Riot Puns

A list of puns related to "Police Riot"

What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?

Well, it’s black and white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srivapal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Row199
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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do you know why police like to arrive early at riots?

They like to beat the crowd!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why do police get to riots early?

To beat the crowd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1Pootato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why do the police show up early to the riots?

To beat the crowd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why does the riot police get up so early?

To beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why do the riot police wake up so early?

To beat the crowds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smliccia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Why does the riot police get up so early?

...To beat the crowds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unsettled_Beef121
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Why do Riot Police get up early?

>!They do it to beat the crowds!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

Because they like to beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multiplesofpie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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