My son’s text: β€œWhat is my car’s license plate?”

My response: β€œA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DRH7660
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Why are Undead Airlines tickets so cheap?

They only fly with skeleton crews!

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