My sonโ€™s text: โ€œWhat is my carโ€™s license plate?โ€

My response: โ€œA rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DRH7660
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Why are Undead Airlines tickets so cheap?

They only fly with skeleton crews!

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