A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, βwow Iβve never served a weasel before!
What can I get for you bud?β
βPopβ goes the weasel
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︎ Apr 29 2021
My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
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︎ Apr 15 2021
My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"
I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I ran into my nephew yesterday and said, βWow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last.β
He said, βNope. Still have two.β
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Original: Blursed_Wow
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Wow never thought I'd get this far
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Wow.. thats shocking
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Wow π
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...
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︎ Nov 26 2020
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, βWow! What are all these buttons for?β
He said, βThey are used to keep your shirt closed.β
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Wow just wow
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Wow
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︎ Jun 26 2020
Wow, itβs only today?
It totally feels like tomorrow.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Wow stop the racism
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︎ Jul 13 2020
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︎ Nov 05 2020
it's matt! WOW
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Oh wow!
Just noticed Iβve never had an epiphany.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
oh wow i never saw this coming
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I got home from work and sat down for dinner with my parents. "Wow, haddock for dinner?"
Dad responds "So I take it you haddock-good day?"
(Note: This actually happened today.)
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︎ Jun 10 2020
When I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my dad, she gasped, βWow, your dadβs a millionaire!?β I replied...
βNo, but he wants to be!"
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︎ Jul 13 2020
My sister: Wow dad, you smell good
Dad: I know, itβs because I use both of my nostrils
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Wow, that was a huge Tornado
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Wow who knew
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︎ May 16 2020
My English book has puns. Wow.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Wow Interesting...
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Wow that pen is so attractive.
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︎ May 07 2020
Wow
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︎ Jul 18 2019
wow
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Just wow
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Wow
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︎ Jul 16 2018
Wow times 11
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︎ Sep 23 2019
wow
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︎ Dec 29 2018
Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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︎ May 21 2019
Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
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︎ Apr 22 2019
I was talking to a friend the other day, he said to me "wow it must be nice to have big hands"
"Yeah, it comes in handy" I replied.
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Wow
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?
Me: No, thanks.
Nurse: Fine. Suture self...
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︎ Oct 31 2019
My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, βWow! I never thought our son could go so far!β
I said, βI know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.β
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︎ Dec 24 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says βWow, Iβve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?β
βPop.β Goes the weasel.
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︎ Feb 24 2020
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"
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︎ Feb 06 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?
"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"
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︎ Apr 06 2020
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