A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims, β€œwow I’ve never served a weasel before!

What can I get for you bud?”

β€œPop” goes the weasel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaitQuick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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My dog used to bark Bow-Wow! Older now, he goes AARP-AARP!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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My wife beamed at me with pride and said "Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!"

I said, "This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Wow hi I've met my people on this subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeHL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I ran into my nephew yesterday and said, β€œWow! You must have grown a foot since I saw you last.”

He said, β€œNope. Still have two.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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Original: Blursed_Wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayushvrma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Wow never thought I'd get this far
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Wow, I can’t believe I didn’t know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AliTheHigh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Wow.. thats shocking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Wow πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, β€œWow! What are all these buttons for?”

He said, β€œThey are used to keep your shirt closed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Wow just wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oracle_3605
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Wow, the punchline was pretty shocking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milk-is-bad
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hmmmm112233
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Wow stop the racism
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lliH-knaH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Wow, it’s only today?

It totally feels like tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Wow! China really love Biden! They even named a crucial landmark after him! /r/Jokes/comments/jokjk1/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekintelli
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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it's matt! WOW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxixe007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Oh wow!

Just noticed I’ve never had an epiphany.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellsHisOwnFarts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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oh wow i never saw this coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomikazeTheToilet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I got home from work and sat down for dinner with my parents. "Wow, haddock for dinner?"

Dad responds "So I take it you haddock-good day?"

(Note: This actually happened today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Umikaloo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My sister: Wow dad, you smell good

Dad: I know, it’s because I use both of my nostrils

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsAdani
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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When I told my new girlfriend that I want to be a millionaire like my dad, she gasped, β€œWow, your dad’s a millionaire!?” I replied...

β€œNo, but he wants to be!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Wow, that was a huge Tornado

It really blew me away

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Wow who knew
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TVsauce101724
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My English book has puns. Wow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ogranesson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"

"Yeah," He responded

"They're Homie made."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burning_Toast998
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Wow Interesting...
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Wow that pen is so attractive.

Maybe I am pensexual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScytheMaster35
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaHaziel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theeth_Cummer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Just wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/monachia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chatters01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Wow times 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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wow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra_meme101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Wow, how formal. Transformer..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwsumHotSauce
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Wow i have to take onenote from that guy, made me laugh so bad i had to go to the DOC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flareflo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Wow
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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I was talking to a friend the other day, he said to me "wow it must be nice to have big hands"

"Yeah, it comes in handy" I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mozzatits
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Nurse: Wow, that cut looks pretty bad...want me to stitch it up for you?

Me: No, thanks.

Nurse: Fine. Suture self...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamSchrute25
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My wife looked at me beaming with pride and said, β€œWow! I never thought our son could go so far!”

I said, β€œI know. This trebuchet is amazing. Go get our daughter.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says β€œWow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”

β€œPop.” Goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Hard_Feelings_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

πŸ‘︎ 9k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can i get you?"

"Pop" Goes the weasel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?

" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop", goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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