The other says "well put some more cold in then"
The Ooh Aah Bird is so called because it lays square eggs
Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.
One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, “one ship off the port side!” Immediately the captain yells at his crew, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!”
Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!
The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they don’t even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.
A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, “Two ships off the port side!” Quickly the captain screams, “Men! Bring me my red shirt!” The crew doesn’t hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!
The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, “Why do you always have us bring you your red shirt?”
The captain replies, “Well men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like I’m not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.”
The men can’t believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!
Two seconds later, “TWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!”
Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, “Men, bring me my brown pants.”
Stay-at-home dad
"Which doctor?" she asked.
"No, the regular kind."
Billy replied “I drew a blank”
"hey doc! Look, that guy is having a seizure!" "Aah.... He should prolly shake it off."
Aah, call of beauty guys.
*Roger *
*Roger that *
Yesterday I was telling my dad about a recent university field trip and the conversation went something along the lines of:
Me: This guy was showing us around his paddock. He was a bit weird. He was sort of like a little gnome-man.
Dad: Aah, so you were in gnome-man's land?
We drove to Florida from the midwest for vacation last week. After fun in the sun all week, it was time to go home on Saturday. We had lots of movies for our 3 kids to watch including Hugo, which they had never seen.
My 3 year old doesn't like movies that aren't animated so as soon as she saw I was getting Hugo she starts up the whining: "I don't want to watch that, waa aah" and so on. So I turn around in my seat (the wife was driving) and say "We'll then, why don't Hugo to sleep."
One monkey said "OOO OOO AAH AAH!"
The other said "Why don't you put some more cold water in?"
The second one say’s “well put some cold water in it then”
The first monkey says "ooh ooh aah aah"
The second replies "put some cold in then"
