Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...
He gives up alcohol for lint.
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
I re-Lent-ed
It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)
http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y
Happy Ending
A guy walks into a bar on Ash Wednesday and orders a beer. "I'm really having a hard time trying to decide what to give up for Lent," he tells the bartender. "Well let me tell you a little cautionary tale about giving things up for Lent," the bartender says. "A particular family in LA has been abstaining from using one letter of the alphabet for Lent each year, since 2001. It started as a joke, giving up "A" in 2001 and "B" in 2002, but developed into a strong family tradition. This year, one of the members has a tough choice to make. Unlike the rest of the Astleys, Rick made a solemn vow... "
Avengers: Infinity War is the perfect holiday movie...
...for Ash Wednesday.
