He gives up alcohol for lint.
Because we already have seats.
It needs more Campbell!!
I told her that was excellent.
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(This is a true story.)
I re-Lent-ed
"C'mon, just let me take a little Pikachu!"
http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y
When he stopped to look at a manhole cover.
"It's a good thing they put this cover here. Otherwise it would be an ash hole."
It was his vinyl request.
She will be mist.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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That’s a lot of pressure.
I said, "Ok, boomer."
I figure he wouldn't want to be cooped up in one urn for long. While transferring his ashes, I broke his good urn. I am going to buy him another good urn. I guess its as the saying goes "one good urn deserves another".
That’s a lot of pressure.
rick ash-tree
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
Now it's a cup of Joe
It's a huge Pine in the Ash
"You're a blizzard, Harry"
She urned it.
The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says “I know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know we’ve tried it before but let’s give it another shot.” They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist “How did you know about the extra chemicals?” The bald, black scientist looks at them and says “Oh that’s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.”
I'm going to have my ashes grown into an ash tree, with a grave stone that reads "he was dying to be grown this way" and in the back it will read "that pun was a grave mistake"
Now he's Frank in stein.
First, dig a large hole and fill it with ashes.
Next, line the hole with green peas.
Then when the bear takes a pea, you kick him in the ash hole.
He had lost a deer friend in the wildfire
She will always be adored
I think it was a mistake to take the Lord's name in vein
Credit: Cyanide and Happiness
My son hates it... he always likes to tell me “dad! Stop! Smoking causes cancer”... I’m always disappointed to inform him, “No son. Smoking causes ashes”
That’s a lot of pressure.
That’s a lot of pressure.
It's his vinyl request
That’s a lot of pressure.
