Why did all the pokemon stay away from Ash?
Because he kept Pik-achooing.
Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...
He gives up alcohol for lint.
Why are ash trays not called butt trays?
Because we already have seats.
Ash wonβt be in EVIL dead 4! Know what Iβm feeling?
It needs more Campbell!!
Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.
I told her that was excellent.
.
(This is a true story.)
Ash used to be wood...
...but it was fired.
I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...
I re-Lent-ed
His wife thinks heβs a lazy ash hole.
Where does Ash get his PokΓ©Gear?
At the Catch 'Mall.
It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)
http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y
