Why did all the pokemon stay away from Ash?

Because he kept Pik-achooing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Ash ketchum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...

He gives up alcohol for lint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why are ash trays not called butt trays?

Because we already have seats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clown_1991
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Ash won’t be in EVIL dead 4! Know what I’m feeling?

It needs more Campbell!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Today, the day after Ash Wednesday, my assistant discovered she actually enjoys making spreadsheets.

I told her that was excellent.

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(This is a true story.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/craic_d
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Ash used to be wood...

...but it was fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I didn't want to observe the period from Ash Wednesday to Easter again, but did so to stop my girlfriend's constant nagging...

I re-Lent-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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His wife thinks he’s a lazy ash hole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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Happy Ash Winds Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bootybear911
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Because his name is Ash
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonujohny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Happy Ash Wednesday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saph390
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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Hay, ash, watch a plain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasker6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2013
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Where does Ash get his PokΓ©Gear?

At the Catch 'Mall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Des8Bit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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It's Ash Wednesday today. (Sorry i couldn't resist, and i live 1 day in advance due to timezone difference)

http://imgur.com/a/d9f8Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squeeworm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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Dad and I were walking along Ash St.

When he stopped to look at a manhole cover.

"It's a good thing they put this cover here. Otherwise it would be an ash hole."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calikka
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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