Onions was a good dog
I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"
He thought I was "very punny"
They don’t want to smear Themyscira
Seeing this, a robber sneaked past, and when the boss ended up being in the next room, the boss asked, “how’d you get past security?” In response to this, the robber said “you let your guard down.”
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
They are all so moving.
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
He's a softy
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
Whine o' clock
But they do let out a little “wine”!
So I threw a pumpkin at her
Cus she never marries the best man
Even the baby was impressed.
It’s too early in the mourning!
The Crimea river
So I threw a coconut at him.
Someone asked about extra credit.
Professor: "I'm sorry I don't give extra credit in this class"
Me: "yeah but do you give extra debit?"
But I think it's time to turn the page.
Because his father was a wafer so long!
But they do wine
Because they never marry the best man !
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
Because his mom had been a wafer so long.