Even the baby was impressed.
Because his mom had been a wafer so long.
Because his mother was a wafer so long.
They rocket.
I also told him "now you'll be able to put your nose up at someone and give them the cold shoulder at the same time"
He thought I was "very punny"
Because what goes up must calm down.
It was the hardest dump I ever took
Because its parents are jamming
Onions was a good dog
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
Opinions
They are all so moving.
He said it was because I committed a moving violation.
Second tears.
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
After all these years, he still doesn't know my name is Dave...
Oh, for tuna.
She had lost $200, so I gave her $40 from the $200 I just found. When god blesses you, you must bless others.
Taken from dad jokes
He was standing next to the elephant enclosure sobbing his heart out. 'What's wrong?' I asked. 'Trunky has just died," wept the zookeeper 'Aaw, and you really loved him?' I asked. 'No, but I have to bury him,' replied the zookeeper.
He's a softy
While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.
This is thanks to their no tears formula.
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
Teargas
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
Even the cake was in tiers.
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
He prescribed me some anti-BackTearyEel lotion to take care of it.
All she wants to do is whine and dine.
Whine o' clock
But they do let out a little “wine”!
"Driver, hurry!" I implored. "Her contractions are getting closer together!"
Even the baby seemed impressed.
Even the baby seemed surprised that I could do it.
Because it's parents were in a jam
Because his father was a wafer so long!
Him mom was in a jam
Because its parents were in a jam
