What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a shoe made out of bananas
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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What do you call a dinosaur that works out?
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I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I canβt ...
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What do you call German children you donβt want your kids to hang out with?
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What do you call a worn out tire?
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What do you call a Christmas decoration made out off $100 bills?
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What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?
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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
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What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
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What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
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My girlfriend said she's going to call out sick today
I said, " that's not going to work."
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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?
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What do you call a table made out of vegetables?
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What do you call a Latino body builder thatβs out of protein?
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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?
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What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?
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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out
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PSP made out of mushrooms, call it Playstation Portabello
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What do you call a clock made out of records?
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
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What do you call bread that doesnβt want its name out in the public
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What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?
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What do you call a horse made entirely out of cheese?
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What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?
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My wife told me, βDonβt stress out too much because your friends call you fat..β
...βYouβre much bigger than that.β
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, βHave a good day, son.β I replied, βDonβt call me son, youβre not my dad.β He scratched his head and said...
βNo, but I brought you up, didnβt I?β
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I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a cow that works out?
Beefy
- my 15 year old daughter trying to emulate my sense of humor.
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What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?
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What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?
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Sorry Iβm late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?
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What do you call a place where annelids work out?
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make
Then they call me ugly and poor
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What do you call a cow that works out?
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Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
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Anyone out shopping looking for paper towels can officially call themselves...
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︎ Mar 14 2020
What do you call a person who points out the obvious
The person who points out the obvious
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What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?
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What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out
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What do you call a tree made out of hands?
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
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