What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do you call a shoe made out of bananas

Slippers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icu451
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

A tyrannosaurus-flex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beanimus0829
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I can’t ...

I’ve got a lot on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimateAnemone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?

The wrong kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chabmitdefarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a worn out tire?

Tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeManECN16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call a Christmas decoration made out off $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leobloom23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a train made out of chewing gum?

A chew chew train

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What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?

A Ferrous Wheel! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fafnir_19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of $100 bills

A waist of money!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmhenrich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"

The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReaperWright88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call a police officer who refuses to get out of bed?

An undercover cop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?

A man-date mandate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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My girlfriend said she's going to call out sick today

I said, " that's not going to work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogidie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What do you call a sportscar carved out of italian wood?

A lumberghini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-sunnydaze-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do you call a table made out of vegetables?

A vegetable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Petty_Pastor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salex16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esherman92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a nut that fell out of your bowl and rolled under the couch?

AWOL nut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihmen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a wolf that has things figured out

Aware wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cowardflame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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PSP made out of mushrooms, call it Playstation Portabello
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killer0nTheRoad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a clock made out of records?

Its the vinyl countdown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palemom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?

A slipper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public

Anaanymous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?

A cautionary tail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call a horse made entirely out of cheese?

A mascarpony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__itsyaboi__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you call a collection of bones made out of kitchenware?

A skillet-ton

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My wife told me, β€œDon’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”

...”You’re much bigger than that.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor and as I got out, the operator said, β€œHave a good day, son.” I replied, β€œDon’t call me son, you’re not my dad.” He scratched his head and said...

β€œNo, but I brought you up, didn’t I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I found out why Jaromir Jagr will never call when he's playing poker

Cause he only Czech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a cow that works out?

Beefy

  • my 15 year old daughter trying to emulate my sense of humor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deus42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs?

An extinct-guisher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you call a tree thats made out of hands?

A palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porterhouse_27
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Sorry I’m late for cinco de Mayo. What do you call churros that have sat out on your counter all day?

Room tempera-churros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Discount_Dracula
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a place where annelids work out?

An Earthworm Gym.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastLeatherwing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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People only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make

Then they call me ugly and poor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What do you call a cow that works out?

Shredded Beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdude101010
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...

Honeycomb home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Anyone out shopping looking for paper towels can officially call themselves...

Bounty hunters

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What do you call a person who points out the obvious

The person who points out the obvious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TarikAlic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?

A waist of money.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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What do you call a wolf that has stuff figured out

Aware wolf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomDucki
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a tree made out of hands?

A palm tree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Porterhouse_27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

Waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmitch91
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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