A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...

Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me

But then I found some concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…

You'll get quacks in the pavement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?

Dam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudfox64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.

I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vexemo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?

The police have concrete evidence against you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsNSkyrim
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I got to pour cement for the first time today.

The results were pretty concrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PharmSystem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer

A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.

Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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A person was accused of burying someone in cement

but there was no concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisboishere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Astronauts mix cement in space for the first time, paving the way for future space colonies. astronomy.com/news/2019/0…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghhuy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A guy has been accused in our town for murdering people by hitting them with a cement bag.

However the police still don't have any concrete evidence against him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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How can you tell if something's made of cement?

You just need concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADHDspartan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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You are stuck in a cement room with only a table and a chainsaw, how do you get out?

You cut the table in half, because two halves make a hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rottweiler67
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Last week some guy was accused of burying someone in cement.

But there was no concrete evidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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i once was in a relationship with a cement worker

but nothing was really concrete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patitude2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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What did the fish say when he hit a cement wall?

Dam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbyburgsboys
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?

Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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I asked a man what roads are really made of. He said, "Cement."

I don't think he gave me a concrete answer there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whiplashagainza
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Why did they arrest the guy who buried people in cement?

They had concrete evidence against him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgy_white_male
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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A cement mixer collided with a prison bus today

Police have told locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J96x_Rob_LFC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?

Break the stick in half...

...two halves make a hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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How does cement support buildings.....

The hard way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorgeDVM
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?

The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IranRPCV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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I love materials used with cement to create reinforced concrete.

They're simply aggregreat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flameoguy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?

King Koncrete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Featric
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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Did you hear the one about the couple who confused window cement with KY-Jelly?

Their windows fell out.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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A cement mixer crashed into a police van carrying 12 criminals

The police are now looked for a dozen hardened criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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