What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
There's been talk that the ancient Egyptians invented cement.
Historians have looked into the ruins for evidence, but there's nothing concrete.
My friends don’t believe I can make cement
They’re always asking for concrete evidence
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway...
Police advise citizens to be on the lookout for a group of hardened criminals!
Cement truck driver stole my identity and nobody would believe me
But then I found some concrete evidence
Life Pro Tip ~ Don't ever put ducks in a cement mixer because…
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
I got into an argument with a cement mixer the other day.
I tried my hardest, but he had some real concrete evidence.
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
What did the two-by-four say to the cement?
"I'm board!"
The cement responded, saying "that joke leaves me mortar-fied."
Why can you never get away with vandalizing wet cement?
The police have concrete evidence against you.
I got to pour cement for the first time today.
The results were pretty concrete.
Breaking news, plice van crashes into cement mixer
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Police are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
I asked my friend what he was doing with all the cement he bought. He didn't give me a concrete answer.
This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
A person was accused of burying someone in cement
but there was no concrete evidence.
A guy has been accused in our town for murdering people by hitting them with a cement bag.
However the police still don't have any concrete evidence against him.
How can you tell if something's made of cement?
You just need concrete evidence.
You are stuck in a cement room with only a table and a chainsaw, how do you get out?
You cut the table in half, because two halves make a hole.
Our countertops are made of cement, but I always took it for granite.
i once was in a relationship with a cement worker
but nothing was really concrete
You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?
Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.
I asked a man what roads are really made of. He said, "Cement."
I don't think he gave me a concrete answer there.
How does cement support buildings.....
I love materials used with cement to create reinforced concrete.
They're simply aggregreat.
What is soft and furry, says Meow, and is filled with cement?
The answer is a kitty cat. I just put the cement in to make it hard.
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
Did you hear the one about the couple who confused window cement with KY-Jelly?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?
A cement mixer crashed into a police van carrying 12 criminals
The police are now looked for a dozen hardened criminals
Last week some guy was accused of burying someone in cement.
But there was no concrete evidence.
What did the fish say when he hit a cement wall?
Why did they arrest the guy who buried people in cement?
They had concrete evidence against him.
A cement mixer collided with a prison bus today
Police have told locals to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?
Break the stick in half...
...two halves make a hole.
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