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My dad and I cut down what I think is a gumwood tree. There are pictures of the leaves if someone would like to double check my identification. I plan on making at least 3/4 bows out of it once it dries. Its been about 2-3 years since making my last bow so anyone who has experience working with gumwood I would be grateful for some tips.
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I'd appreciate any advice regarding how to proceed with refinishing gumwood trim in a 1920s home. The existing finish is shellac. Thus far, I have used denatured alcohol and 0000 steel wool to remove dirt/grime, discoloration, some of the existing shellac finish.
My plan was to next apply an oil-based stain to even out the coloring, especially on the base trim where there may have been pet stains that discolored the finish. After staining, my plan is to apply Bullseye Clear Shellac to finish and seal. Am I making any mistakes by applying an oil-based stain between the existing shellac finish and the new shellac layers? Can I follow the same steps for the windows as well, or would you recommend a spar varnish instead of shellac? Can I varnish over the existing finish?
After DA and Steel Wool on Left Side/ Right Side no treatment
Trying to build a radiator cover that blends in to the rest of the wood in this dining room. The wood is supposedly gumwood, not easily available anymore around here (Ontario). Is there another more common wood species and finish I can use to match this?
Sorry probably a pretty basic question to some, I just have very little experience finishing/matching wood, most of the projects I make get painted...
Thanks!
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Good Day All, We have an older Hamilton house with gumwood throughout. Does anyone know where you can get matching wood or matching stain for baseboards? Gumwood seems to be quite common in Hamilton so hoping someone else had experience with it, thanks!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Hey my dad and I cut down what I think is a gumwood tree. There are pictures of the leaves if someone would like to double check my identification. I plan on making at least 3/4 bows out of it once it dries. Its been about 2-3 years since making my last bow so anyone who has experience working with gumwood I would be grateful for some tips.
Link to pictures of tree and leaves - https://imgur.com/a/iEv7uwO
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