I don’t like pencil drawings of dark alleys

Too sketchy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep

They were always having strikes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DapperDavidYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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I told my girlfriend I just got a job in a bowling alley.

She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.

One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.

"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?

Ruh-Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_now
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Rolling diagon-ALLEY too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anime_forever03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said β€œthese aren’t right”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-art-27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Two peanuts were walking in an alley

One was assaulted

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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My favorite kind of alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyToast78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why should a bowling alley be quiet?

So you can hear the pins drop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?

It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dungaroojones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...

I wonder if he was kilt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?

Yeah, it was dark.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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My back gate was frozen shut today. Had to try to climb over it to get the garbage to the alley.

I somehow managed to get myself stuck up there. I’m still on the fence about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pirate_of_the_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2016
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People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...

I have half a mind to tell em where to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?

A strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.

But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?

strike!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_waffling
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Bunch of junkies in an alley late at night getting their fix...

...one of them is inhaling deeply from a large bag of cement, he was on the hard stuff!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebut38
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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2 pretzels were walking down the street thru a dark alley.

One was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shortydog05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Wife and I were watching the alley fight scene in Wonder Woman when she leaned over and said

She is engaging in wristicuffs.

Sometimes I wonder if I am the dad or if she is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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I have to park in the alley behind my house

Now I have to park my Subaru outback

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πŸ‘€︎ u/semi-flaccid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wild-tangent
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2014
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My uncle on bowling alleys

My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcherry720
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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If I had the chance to name an alleyway I would name it Bowling Alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crandberrytea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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Father in law got us good on the way to the bowling alley.

"Well there is AMC so AMF should be coming up soon"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riser_pads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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Driving past the bowling alley

when my dad the noticed the "L" in the "BOWL" sign was out.

Dad: "Looks like they turned the bowling alley into an archery range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ausfos
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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2 peanuts are walking down a dark alley

One was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out

They all went on strike and the manager went spare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...

It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cogito96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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