I donβt like pencil drawings of dark alleys
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︎ May 09 2021
I hated my job as a bowling alley union rep
They were always having strikes
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I told my girlfriend I just got a job in a bowling alley.
She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, it's a permanent job."
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Rolling diagon-ALLEY too
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said βthese arenβt rightβ
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Two peanuts were walking in an alley
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My favorite kind of alley
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear the pins drop!
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?
It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
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︎ Jul 30 2019
Why did the bowling alley close down?
The staff went on strike.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
My back gate was frozen shut today. Had to try to climb over it to get the garbage to the alley.
I somehow managed to get myself stuck up there. Iβm still on the fence about it.
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︎ Mar 06 2019
The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
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︎ Oct 25 2016
People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...
I have half a mind to tell em where to go.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?
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︎ May 29 2015
I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.
But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?
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︎ Jul 08 2018
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
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︎ Dec 16 2017
Bunch of junkies in an alley late at night getting their fix...
...one of them is inhaling deeply from a large bag of cement, he was on the hard stuff!
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︎ Jan 08 2018
2 pretzels were walking down the street thru a dark alley.
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︎ Dec 26 2016
Wife and I were watching the alley fight scene in Wonder Woman when she leaned over and said
She is engaging in wristicuffs.
Sometimes I wonder if I am the dad or if she is.
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︎ Jul 31 2017
I have to park in the alley behind my house
Now I have to park my Subaru outback
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︎ Jun 24 2016
We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
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︎ Dec 18 2014
My uncle on bowling alleys
My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"
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︎ Jan 19 2015
If I had the chance to name an alleyway I would name it Bowling Alley
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︎ Jan 26 2016
Father in law got us good on the way to the bowling alley.
"Well there is AMC so AMF should be coming up soon"
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︎ Mar 20 2016
Driving past the bowling alley
when my dad the noticed the "L" in the "BOWL" sign was out.
Dad: "Looks like they turned the bowling alley into an archery range.
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︎ May 16 2014
2 peanuts are walking down a dark alley
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︎ Jun 25 2019
I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Why did the bowling alley close down?
The staff went on strike.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...
It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.
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︎ Apr 04 2015
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