A man is walking down the street when he looks into an alley and sees 2 sharks standing up.
One shark hands the other one a small packet full of some suspicious white powder.
"That's some fishy business" the man remarks.
What did Scooby Doo say when he met Rick Astley in a dark alley?
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said “these aren’t right”
Two peanuts were walking in an alley
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear the pins drop!
My favorite kind of alley
Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?
It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.
A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
Why did the bowling alley close down?
The staff went on strike.
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?
My back gate was frozen shut today. Had to try to climb over it to get the garbage to the alley.
I somehow managed to get myself stuck up there. I’m still on the fence about it.
People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...
I have half a mind to tell em where to go.
The invention of the alley really opened up new avenues. Too bad they were too narrow
I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.
But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.
What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?
What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?
Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.
I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.
Bunch of junkies in an alley late at night getting their fix...
...one of them is inhaling deeply from a large bag of cement, he was on the hard stuff!
2 pretzels were walking down the street thru a dark alley.
Wife and I were watching the alley fight scene in Wonder Woman when she leaned over and said
She is engaging in wristicuffs.
Sometimes I wonder if I am the dad or if she is.
I have to park in the alley behind my house
Now I have to park my Subaru outback
We should call Tornado Alley the "Gust Belt"
My uncle on bowling alleys
My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"
If I had the chance to name an alleyway I would name it Bowling Alley
Father in law got us good on the way to the bowling alley.
"Well there is AMC so AMF should be coming up soon"
Driving past the bowling alley
when my dad the noticed the "L" in the "BOWL" sign was out.
Dad: "Looks like they turned the bowling alley into an archery range.
2 peanuts are walking down a dark alley
I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out
They all went on strike and the manager went spare.
I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...
It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.
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