Do your worst!
A very belated Thank You to so many. The happiness you brought me through mail is indescribable. I have finally been able to send back some of the love shared with me… some of you will get some very, very , very odd envelopes (that’s all I’m saying… ) and while it may be odd, I do hope it makes you smile… ❤️
u/botanybeanqueen : Thank You so much for the beautiful handmade birthday card !! The wax seal with Happy Birthday was so cute !! I loved it so much !! Every year I hope everyone forgets my Birthday, it’s a delusional thinking that if people remember, I’m not getting older… and without fail everyone remembers !! It’s crazy because I do love celebrating everyone’s Birthday. I’m a bit of a homebody… I don’t get bored spending time at home. My sister is the opposite, she had roller skates for feet. My younger niece is just like me, and is all about getting carry out and chilling at home, then my older niece is my sister compact sized, she ALWAYS wants to be out… she went bonkers last year, to the point where she was thrilled about just a car ride !! It was wonderful to hear from you and your card and your heartfelt message made me happier than words could ever describe. I’m actually working backwards on Thank You’s… so I truly want to personally thank everyone whose sent me a card, and I have and will not forget you !! I’m trying to organize myself and the chaos of my so called life, and I know working backwards doesn’t make sense, because it doesn’t even make sense to me to be honest… but I’m gonna give this a shot…
u/56thorns : Omg, you are truly wonderful !! Thank you for the surprise Birthday card !! It was all the more special because it was unexpected !! I loved the star shaped glasses and had fun wearing them during dinner… and the nose strip was perfect. I’m going to need to do it more than once in a year !!! 😂 The past year with all the mask wearing, I’ve really let things go… the crazy thing is I don’t work from home, but in my mind I acted like I did… I wore leisure wear (basically pajamas) everywhere !! The message was perfect, “Count your life by smiles not by tears, count your age by friends not years”… with a dear friend like you how could one not ? Thank you so much
u/lovingsoul123 : Thank you for the adorable postcard !! It was so funny !! I did see “Ponyo” when my nieces were young, and we watched it on a loop, like as soon as the credits were rolling, we started it again, and again, and again. So, I did watch it again a
... keep reading on reddit ➡It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It’s almost the end of the year :)
I know probably no one will read this, but it has been a fun ride while in it lasted in early 2021 :)
Original Text:
Old timeline of r/biggie_doge because i somehow removed the old one I'm sorry
Timeline may not be perfect. Everything is considered canon unless it is about the subreddit, discord server, or if someone says so. Tell me if you want an edit or if you want to add something.
Timeline (New to Old):
March 21, 2021
- 2 memes and 1 poll was posted
March 20, 2021
- Canon storyline possibly ends
March 19, 2021
- No posts
March 18, 2021
- The Fire Spirit changes into another form
- Someone steals a neurotoxin from a safe house
- u/mistercakelol agrees to free u/yakult_posting if he makes it through a forest
- u/johnsmith6458 reveals himself as the spy.
March 17, 2021
- The Fire Spirit transforms to something else
- u/johnsmith6458 researches nuclear bombs to eat Bulgaria.
- u/johnsmith6458 finds a way to successfully eat Bulgaria.
March 16, 2021
- u/Not_The_Spy asks the Fire Spirit for help
March 15, 2021
- u/EpicMemer6942069 asks for help
- u/JessicaTheGrenadier is in a tank, and hears something from u/mistercakelol
- u/johnsmith6458 submits an anonymous tip to the police
- u/JessicaTheGrenadier hides behind a wall
- u/JessicaTheGrenadier escapes from the alley where u/mistercakelol is
- u/johnsmith6458's clones are filling in the hole to the void
- u/mistercakelol asks u/yakult_posting another question (snickers or kitkats)
- u/Not_The_Spy finds the Fire Spirit in the void
- u/johnsmith6458 opens a portal into the void, hoping that everyone can come out.
- [u/matthew-jk](https://www.reddit.co
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
[Removed]
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
