A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, β€œA beer please, ..."

"... and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that walked into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm?

He asked the bartender for a beer, and one for the road.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Where do you bury asphalt after it dies?

The cementary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined

Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.

The man says "One whiskey for me and one for the road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and walks up to the bartender and asks for two beers and says...

"One for me and one for the road"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetman76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Did you hear about the rapper that had a weird asphalt fetish?

He came from the streets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman....

β€œCan I have a drink for me and one for the road”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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I had a job busting up asphalt roads...

but I found the work degrading.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm.

He goes up to the bartender and says "A drink please and another for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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When a construction worker farts dont blame him it's his asphalt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helpinghamburgers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A man was in court against another man who had trespassed on his property while freshly laid asphalt was drying, leaving a footprint.

For some reason, the judge was in favor of the trespasser.

The man slammed his hand down on the table. β€œBut I have concrete proof!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikin__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm

He tells the bartender one beer please and one for the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turtlegamer22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Not my fault, just my asphalt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/isingthedarkness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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Things I learned: when asphalt became commonly used on roads, people got around more...

It paved the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer, and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JajaBeans58
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He shouts, β€œA beer please! And one for the road!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm...

And says "A beer please and one for the road."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zander-dupont
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman....

β€œCan I have a drink for me and one for the road”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Slab Of Asphalt Under His Arm

He Says, β€œA Beer Please And One For The Road”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EatBrod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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A man walks into a bar witha slab or asphalt under his arm

He says one for me and one for the road

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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