Tarmac Puns

A list of puns related to "Tarmac"

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says...

"Pint please, and one for the road

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Two strips of tarmac are arguing about who is the toughest. They have in idea to fight the shady looking guy in the corner to prove how tough they are. The barman stops them.

I wouldn't mess with him lads. He's a cycle path.

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👤︎ u/callos05
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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You know, you need to stay away from that orange piece of tarmac

He's a bit of a cycle path

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Tarmac jokes

Me: Dad, did that guy who was going to do our tarmac get back to you?

Dad: Nah, he never resurfaced.

I don't think it was intentional either (although he did take credit in the end)

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👤︎ u/lukewizzy
📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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A man walked into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. He said to the barman " a pint of beer please".

....and one for the road.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac in his hand.

"A pint please barkeep" he says, "and one for the road."

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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