Tarmac Puns

A list of puns related to "Tarmac"

After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:

“Are you all Wright?!”

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👤︎ u/fadedmemento
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says...

"Pint please, and one for the road

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👤︎ u/krystx57
📅︎ May 12 2020
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You know, you need to stay away from that orange piece of tarmac

He's a bit of a cycle path

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Tarmac jokes

Me: Dad, did that guy who was going to do our tarmac get back to you?

Dad: Nah, he never resurfaced.

I don't think it was intentional either (although he did take credit in the end)

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👤︎ u/lukewizzy
📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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A man walked into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. He said to the barman " a pint of beer please".

....and one for the road.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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A man walks into a bar with a lump of tarmac in his hand.

"A pint please barkeep" he says, "and one for the road."

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👤︎ u/74CK
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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