He said he wanted to make a Ghee Tar.
It's a rare medium well done.
I don't know what he laced it with, but I've been tripping all day.
I found this out when the house I'd built blew itself up.
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
"Uh....poop log" I answered.
"Nope. It's Dr. Dre."
But I fell and now am in a very sticky situation...
I know this will resin-ate with many of you out there.
Discussing the roofing project we're about to under take
Vy: "do we need any tar? I have some but i don't know if it's like tar, tar"
My Dad: "oh like tar tar binks?"
We just stared at him trying to figure out how he made that connection and why he felt the need to share.
You're in a large city with a great port. You're in a nicer part of town, away from the water, in a nice inn. You're having a meal of potatoes. You look down - there's a toe! The toe smells like tar and fish. It stinks. Your neighbor leans over and says, "P.U.! That's not just any toe!! That's a portmanteau!"
My son and I were driving through a construction zone. The air contained the strong smell of the tar they were laying down.
I said, "You know how a tectonic fault is a big crack between two tectonic plates?"
"Yeah," he said, a quizzical look on his face.
"Does that make your butt-crack an asphalt?"
Groan, followed by a facepalm. :)
since I live in southern missouri it apparently came out as "Tarred", to which he replied "don't tell me you got feathered too?!?!?"
it took me a while to figure out what the hell he was talking about, with all his laughing....