My gob just keeps going and going.
Any advice on something I can take?
By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered
butter flies!!
Eating spaghetti with the two year old
Him: shovels spaghetti into gob using both hands, smearing spaghetti, olive oil and garlic all over his face
Me: “Well now you’ve gotta pasta face and pasta fingers, I guess I gotta pasta napkin”
My wife: Eye roll
