8 Hilarious Tarot Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.

I prefer the term “four-chin teller“.

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👤︎ u/Zuckerschneggle

📅︎ Apr 22 2020

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I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.

I got a full house and 3 people died.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy

📅︎ Feb 08 2019

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My wife started a new job reading tarot cards

She's making a fortune

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👤︎ u/RadToTheBone86

📅︎ Jun 22 2017

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What kind of dinosaur can see the future?

A tarot-dactyl

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👤︎ u/zaktor09

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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What did the psychic order as a side for their meal?

Tarot tots

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👤︎ u/PooLatka

📅︎ Oct 26 2019

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What is a psychics favorite dessert?

Tarot cake.

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👤︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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Where do you put your mystical cards?

In the tarot bowl. A threatening bovine on one of these cards is the terror bull. The cards are made out of paper, so they're tearable. When you take the cards out of the bowl, the bowl is now tare-able. But truth be told, this long pun is terrible.

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👤︎ u/zizmax_

📅︎ Nov 26 2013

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Tarot poker

Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

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👤︎ u/WallyTheWaffleWizard

📅︎ Jan 07 2018

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