I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.

I prefer the term β€œfour-chin tellerβ€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I once played poker with a deck of tarot cards.

I got a full house and 3 people died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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My wife started a new job reading tarot cards

She's making a fortune

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2017
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What kind of dinosaur can see the future?

A tarot-dactyl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zaktor09
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What did the psychic order as a side for their meal?

Tarot tots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PooLatka
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What is a psychics favorite dessert?

Tarot cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotMyFaultImMoody
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Where do you put your mystical cards?

In the tarot bowl. A threatening bovine on one of these cards is the terror bull. The cards are made out of paper, so they're tearable. When you take the cards out of the bowl, the bowl is now tare-able. But truth be told, this long pun is terrible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zizmax_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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Tarot poker

Last night I played poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

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