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︎ Oct 31 2020
Request for Donald Trump puns.
Producing a amateur stage show which features Mr Trump. He ends the show setting up a small shop/fast food /grocery shop in a small rural location.
What would his shop be called?
Hit me with your puns!
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︎ Mar 07 2015
Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.
He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/
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︎ Jan 23 2017
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?
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︎ May 09 2021
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I tried to make a joke about vaccines during the trump era
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︎ Mar 13 2021
There's a term for people like Trump
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
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︎ Mar 28 2021
What kind of self-defense does a Jewish Trump supporter practice?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What kind of fax machine did the Trump Administration use?
An alternative facts machine.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Trump : Nothing is built in America anymore....
.....I just bought this new t.v. and it said, "Built in Antenna" I don't even know where that is!!
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︎ Feb 27 2021
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying βPardon meβ all the time now.
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why wonβt Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?
Theyβre both big fans of coos.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why canβt trump go to the White House anymore?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
If Trump wins in 4 years he will halt all shredded cheese production.
He is going to make Americans grate again . . .
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︎ Feb 20 2021
The Trumps give and the
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Did you know about the group where only Trump supporters were allowed?
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Donald Trump is currently organizing pigeons against the united states government.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why wouldn't the Republicans impeach Donald Trump?
They insist on bringing a baby to full term.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What does Trump call Viagra?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Donald Trump should drop the ball in Times Square on New Years Eve
He certainly has plenty of experience
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Why canβt trump go to the whitehouse anymore?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Trump's defeat is in his hands (Credit: how.how)
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?
Apparently they want to make America grate again.
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︎ Jul 19 2020
When Donald Trump dies...
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︎ Oct 04 2020
There is only one way to describe this year for Donald Trump.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ?
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Have you heard about Ozzy Osbourneβs new concept album about Donald Trumpβs attack of gastric flu?
Itβs called Diarrhoea of a Madman
I dun made dat un up mah-self
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Iβm sorry about posting another joke about Trumpβs hair
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︎ Jan 20 2021
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
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︎ Nov 24 2020
People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Man Trump has been impeached again?
That's very unpresidented
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why canβt Trump go to the White House?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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