JFK was an extremely intelligent man

His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KonoAnonDa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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I still remember exactly where I was when I found out how JFK died.

Sitting at home, reading his Wikipedia page.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Why was JFK so loved as a president?

Because he was open minded

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klarinho10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2019
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JFK was born...

And his assassin was like "Just fucking kidding"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FroggyRibbits
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2019
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Dad: Son, I’ll never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.

It was my sixth grade American history class.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19 2018
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You know they say JFK and Abraham Lincoln were the most open minded presidents
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spoonicide
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27 2018
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JFK's presidency really went to his head.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rabidmoose12
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2016
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I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jumpr247
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2015
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JFK Tragedy Bonding with my dad just now
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Topsiders
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.

They both have a great time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Why is there no Jedi Navy?

Sailing is a path to the dockside

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jburn09
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My son asked me who my favourite president was.

Obviously it’s Lincoln. Number one with a bullet!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Loamawayfromloam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2019
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I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.

7th grade World history class.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2018
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The only two open minded presidents

JFK and Lincoln

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DatBoiKyrum1234
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