JFK was an extremely intelligent man
His brain was so big that it covered his entire car.
I still remember exactly where I was when I found out how JFK died.
Sitting at home, reading his Wikipedia page.
Why was JFK so loved as a president?
Because he was open minded
JFK was born...
And his assassin was like "Just fucking kidding"
Dad: Son, I’ll never forget where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.
It was my sixth grade American history class.
You know they say JFK and Abraham Lincoln were the most open minded presidents
JFK's presidency really went to his head.
if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.
Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.
I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.
Good luck!
Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford comma walk into a bar.
They both have a great time.
Why is there no Jedi Navy?
Sailing is a path to the dockside
My son asked me who my favourite president was.
Obviously it’s Lincoln. Number one with a bullet!
I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news that JFK was shot.
7th grade World history class.
The only two open minded presidents
JFK and Lincoln
