The Kennedy Space Santa.
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TIL that Jackie Onassis Kennedy has a famous sister. She is practically a household name.

May Onassis, she married into the Helmanns family.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six!...... One to hold the lightbulb and five to drink enough to make the room spin!

Zingo!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln,

Were truly open-minded.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Watching the Kennedy Center Honors

panning across crowd

Mom: wow, that Bono is everywhere

Me: U2 could go everywhere if you were famous.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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Help!! Creative Minds Needed!!

My Dad has recently shown a fascination with space and NASA. Long story short, Christmas is coming up and my plan is to surprise him with an all expense paid trip to Florida for 4 days with passes to the Kennedy Space Center. I’d schedule it around a launch so he would be able to see it in person. As well as checking out the area a bit since we’re there.

Which is where I need your help! I want to coordinate hints with presents that slightly hint at the trip. For example, I picked out a NASA tshirt, a space shuttle plush toy, assorted astronaut ice cream, socks that have planets and a rocket on them, mug that says β€œcoolest dad in the galaxy,” a map/atlas of florida, and luggage tags. And the final gift I’m thinking will be a letter that puts all the clues together and would include the plane tickets, car rental agreement, hotel confirmation, and the admission tickets in an envelope.

Can anyone give me ideas on what hints to use??

  • I’m still adding/taking away present ideas so if anyone has any better ideas please let me know!!

Thank you so much!! Any type of help is appreciated!! I don’t really have that β€œcreative” part of the mind... whether it be a rhyme or dad joke-y type hint, it doesn’t matter!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?

The Secret Room Service

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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Shouldn't NASA's company cafeteria be named ...

The Lunch Pad?

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πŸ“…︎ May 14 2016
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I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2015
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Who is the most open-minded president?

John F. Kennedy

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