A list of puns related to "Lincoln"
Continental breakfast.
He's in a cent
Itβs only one percent.
Which is weird. Lincoln usually doesnβt do too well in theatres.
It was a monumental error
Emaciation/Emancipation
STACHOO!
Lincoln bio.
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
Nice play.
It's actually one per cent.
Because he is In a cent
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
Because of the greatest speech ever written, "Four score and seven ears ago..."
He's in a cent.
He's in a cent.
Because he was in-a-cent
Were truly open-minded.
Wouldn't have happened in a Chevy
I replaced the head once,and the handle has been replaced twice.
A clown walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions.
Officer: Whatβs 2+2?
Clown: (counts on his fingers) β¦ 4!
Officer: Good.Β Whatβs the square root of 100?
Clown: (thinking fiercely) β¦ 10!
Officer: Very good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Clown: Ummmm β¦ I donβt know.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The clown goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. The clown says, excitedly, βNot only did I get the job, IβΒΒm already working on a murder case!β
Source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/who-killed-abraham-lincoln/
I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:
Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?
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I'm in-a-cent
It all makes cents now!
Because it goes all right all right all right
He was told to deliver to the Gettysburg Address.
Because he's in a cent!
Lincoln: I shall abolish slavery in the country of freedom Peers: what in tarnation ?? Lincoln: yes, this entire nation
Which Lincoln said this?
He was always very in-a-cent.
Turns out he was in a cent.
He was in a cent.
He was named in 1809 and I was named in 1990
Because he was in a cent
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
It will be shot before a live audience.
It's because he's in a cent.
He's in a cent.
he was in a cent
He was in a cent.
It just goes all right, all right, all right...
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