A list of puns related to "Abraham Lincoln"
Emaciation/Emancipation
Lincoln bio.
Nice play.
The plan is to shoot it in front of a live audience.
Because of the greatest speech ever written, "Four score and seven ears ago..."
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
He's in a cent.
I replaced the head once,and the handle twice, but it feels good to own a piece of American history.
Because he was in-a-cent
He's in a cent.
A clown walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask him a few questions.
Officer: Whatβs 2+2?
Clown: (counts on his fingers) β¦ 4!
Officer: Good.Β Whatβs the square root of 100?
Clown: (thinking fiercely) β¦ 10!
Officer: Very good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Clown: Ummmm β¦ I donβt know.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The clown goes home and calls up one of his friends, who asks him if he got the job. The clown says, excitedly, βNot only did I get the job, IβΒΒm already working on a murder case!β
Source: http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/who-killed-abraham-lincoln/
Were truly open-minded.
I'm in-a-cent
It's because he's in a cent.
Turns out he was in a cent.
He was in a cent.
He was always very in-a-cent.
He was named in 1809 and I was named in 1990
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
I replaced the head once,and the handle has been replaced twice.
The finale will be shot before a live audience.
It will be shot before a live audience.
he was in a cent
He was in a cent.
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