How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Six!...... One to hold the lightbulb and five to drink enough to make the room spin!

Zingo!

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📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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John F. Kennedy and Abraham Lincoln,

Were truly open-minded.

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👤︎ u/Squatyslav
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Watching the Kennedy Center Honors

panning across crowd

Mom: wow, that Bono is everywhere

Me: U2 could go everywhere if you were famous.

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👤︎ u/Phoenix136
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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Looking for space puns!

My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?

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👤︎ u/MeggyGrex
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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Shouldn't NASA's company cafeteria be named ...

The Lunch Pad?

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👤︎ u/tallpapab
📅︎ May 14 2016
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I need a good pun name for JFK as a super hero.

Some kind of superhero name for John F. Kennedy if he was a superhero. Bonus points for making it relevant to something he did as president. Even more bonus points for a supervillain name for Lee Harvey Oswald.

I hope this is the right place to make a request for a pun idea. If it isn't, I would appreciate point in the right direction.

Good luck!

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👤︎ u/jumpr247
📅︎ May 11 2015
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