What did Ronald Reagan’s wife say when he asked her if she wanted a new herb garden?

Oh-Reagan-no!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avian_mojo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

Edit: Wow! My first Silver and my first Gold! I am honored. What an amazing community. It's a great place to visit after a challenging day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H2O_is_Great
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Anyone else notice Romo dad-joke America?

β€œDid Brady just say Reagan? .... Reagan must mean a run to the right.” Fucking slayed.

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Sitting around the parents' dinner table discussing ISIS ...

... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:

"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."

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